Of my Mom.

She is awesome.
She is cooler than you're mom.
She puts Nutella on a graham cracker for me and then tells me if I want more I'll have to do it my own darn self cuz she raised me to be self sufficient.
She dyes my hair.
She listens to me rant.
She lets me steal her clothes.
She supports me financially when times are hard.
She encourages me to travel and experience life.
She taught me so much about patience and hard work and perseverance and forgiveness.
She stays up late to hang out with me when I come over.
She makes me corn casserole.
She gives the best hugs ever. They could cure cancer.
She loves me.
She worries about me because she loves me... And cuz she's a worrier.
Basically she is the best ever.
And you should be jealous she isn't your mom.